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Funny Friday Quotes

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Funny Friday Quotes

Friday is our favorite day of the week because it means the weekend is coming!

And what better way to celebrate our favorite day than with these funny Friday quotes.

Enjoy!


Funny Friday Quotes

Friday is the beginning of my liver’s work week. ~ Unknown

I know each day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday. ~ Unknown

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday. ~ Unknown

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you. ~ Unknown

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. ~ Richard Nelson Bolles

It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window. ~ Unknown

Music always sounds better on Friday. ~ Lou Brutus

The way I see it, every Friday is Good Friday. ~ Unknown

Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday? ~ Unknown

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either. ~ Unknown

There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach you can’t wait to go to work? And when you’re ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, “I can’t wait to go home?” ~ Chuck Schumer

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard. ~ Unknown

If you’re playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends. ~ Unknown

I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend. ~ Debasish Mridha

It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.~ Unknown

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